"Hey guys! I'm French and when I'm drunk I do stupid things. Like the other day when I was pissed. I needed to take a lick so I urinated in my beer bottle. Then I took a drink out of it while having a smoke...I think I even pissed myself in my jeans. At the end I was so fucking horny I had a good wank and shot my load. Oh yea...! There was a dude there filming the whole thing. I think he was into me. He should have made a move. I would have fucked his ass off!